Sorry Tom... here are your suggestions...

Teenage mutant ninja oarsmen (imagine the bandana's)
4 knobs no handle (ie handle as in name)
4n Kate (if only julian's name was Kate)
Question is will Julian change his name? ;o)
Quite like the 4 knobs suggestion - didn't read the bit in brackets before, oops!!
Consider the names added to the melting pot proper :o)